Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Zombie Love - they'll eat your heart out.

I sit and often wonder what it would be like if two Zombies were in love. I mean, Zombies aren't like Vampires. They don't live forever. They basically stay around until they rot completely and fall apart piece by piece - wretched way to go I would say. If you believe in evolution though that would mean even the undead would evolve eventually. Their brains possibly could not rot so much and even leave them with some basic sense of humanity - or whatever you might call it. They would stick to their own kind of course just like Vampires. Could they love though? It would be a tragic love in the end no matter how old or young the corpses were when they got together. They would constantly be hunted and have to worry about bits and pieces falling off here and there. Let's not even go into sex - yeesh. Though when it comes to Zombie sex I do hear "Zombie Prostitute" by Voltaire ringing through the air. Anyways, my mind is wandering to places it shouldn't - I'll stop now.

Random thought...

Have you ever sat and seriously pondered which one of your friends would be Zombies and which ones would be food? I have and I have broken it down to the following: Only Peter and Joe would be zombies, the rest of you - food. I believe the three of us would have a grand time being the only Zombies on this planet, that is until we ran out of food. I guess then we would eat each other. Joe would be the first to go; it's just his nature. Peter and I would would be the only two left. It would be an epic battle of Zombie against Zombie. Of course I would win, we all know this to be true. Then again, Zombies are just mindless creatures craving brains with no concept of friendship. Nice fantasy though.

Careful Sherlock

I am sure we have all learned the hard way that sometimes digging for answers gives us a truth we would rather not know. This can apply to matters of the heart and where your "fresh" produce comes from. I am inquisitive by nature so it is difficult for me to not search for answers if I feel I am being deceived. Zombies don't dig in though - they dig out and eat brains.

New blog...

So I am moving all of my ramblings and zombies to their own blog. I haven't decided if I am gonna shut my other one down. I may just use this one for my open forum. I bet Zombies get to have just one blog.